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Random thoughts and musings of a single Mom striving to follow dreams and find pure BLISS.


Did I Just Say That?

Because things pop out of my mouth as a Mom that I never in a MILLION years thought I'd ever say, I thought I'd start making a list so I can remind them when they get older and have kids.

Puppies don't get to have ice cream. (As my 2 year old daughter in on all fours, panting, and begging like a puppy.)



Why did you just lick my foot? (To my son.)



Alright, who wiped poop on the wall? (To them both.)



You better stop that now or I'll give you a good reason to cry! (Didn't know I'd become my parents.)



Let me get my spoon. (It may sound terrible, but popping my son on the leg with my hand makes him giggle; so, I use a wooden spoon. That way I can also catch him before he gets too far from me.)



Thank you for reminding me that we don't say "shit", but you can't repeat it to tell me not to say it. (To my son)